Marcus Thornton

About Marcus

G'day! I'm Marcus Thornton, a 42-year-old iGaming enthusiast from Melbourne who's spent the better part of two decades separating the good online casinos from the absolute rubbish. What started as a hobby reviewing poker sites in my uni days turned into a full-blown career – and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.

I've tested over 300 online casinos, lost count of how many welcome bonuses I've wagered through, and developed an almost supernatural ability to spot dodgy terms and conditions from a kilometre away. My mates reckon I'm the only person who actually reads the fine print for fun. They're not wrong.

My Approach

I believe casino reviews should be honest, even when honesty isn't profitable. I've turned down partnership offers from operators I wouldn't recommend to my worst enemy, and I've given harsh reviews to sites that were paying us well. My reputation is worth more than a commission cheque.

When I test a casino, I do it properly. Real deposits, real gameplay, real withdrawal requests. I've had casinos ghost me for three weeks over a $200 withdrawal, and I've had sites process Bitcoin payouts in under an hour. Both experiences make it into my reviews because you deserve to know what you're getting into.

Expertise Areas

• Australian online gambling regulations and player rights
• Payment processing (particularly crypto and PayID)
• Bonus structure analysis and wagering calculations
• Responsible gambling practices and player protection
• Live dealer game quality assessment

Beyond the Reviews

When I'm not buried in casino terms and conditions, you'll find me watching the footy (Go Demons!), attempting to brew the perfect espresso, or losing at poker to my teenage daughter who has no business being that good at reading people. I've also developed an inexplicable fondness for true crime podcasts, which my wife finds deeply concerning.

Feel free to reach out if you've got questions about a casino, spotted something dodgy, or just want to argue about whether blackjack or baccarat offers better odds (it's blackjack, and I will die on this hill).